Tuesday, 22 January 2013

MUST READ: Super Eagles will win AFCON Cup if they don’t have sex – Satguru Maharaj Ji

THE Living Perfect Master, Satguru Maharaj Ji has predicted that the Super Eagles of Nigeria will  win the ongoing Africa Cup of Nations if the players and the coaching crew are obedient to his warning.

A press release personally signed by Satguru Maharaji Ji said: “Nigeria has been considered eminently qualified to carry the day at the end of the AFCON soccer fiesta.”

He warned that this could only come to be if  “throughout the duration of the tournament, the players and their handlers do not smoke or drink any form of alcohol.

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“They should stay away from women and the hotel where they are lodged should be a no-go area and hence out-of-bounds for all visitors.

“The whole idea is to ensure that all the energies of Nigeria’s ambassadors to the tournament are channelled in one direction throughout the tournament because in such a state of purity of the body, mind and soul, the grace of the Chukwujekukuku power of Maharaj ji, will touch the team to run at the speed of light, faster than any team in the world.”

Satguru Maharaji Ji also advised all soccer-loving Nigerians to chant “Show your wonders (three times); Satguru Maharaji Ji, You are the One” whenever the Super Eagles are playing during the tournament.”

It will bring three goals per match for the team. The release further added that in case there is problem during the match, Nigerians should change the song to “Baba Do Am For Us.”

Satguru Maharaji Ji also warned some spiritualists who he tagged as “gbomo gbomos” saying they were “in the habit of manipulating ignorant players with their negative vibrations for monetary gains.”

Culled from HTN

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