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Friday, 12 October 2012

The 25 funniest tweets about the "US VP debate"


Paul Ryan sipped from a cup and looked like a beleaguered altar boy.

Fair or not, those were just two characterizations of Thursday's vice presidential debate on Twitter, where a Greek chorus of jokesters kept up a witty commentary throughout the 90-minute throwdown. As with any live TV event in the social media age, the people of Twitter let no gaffe or verbal tic go unnoticed.

Here are 25 of our favorites:

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Biden: A bunch of 'malarkey'

GuyEndoreKaiser -- Tonight's debate is scheduled for ninety minutes, but Paul Ryan is already claiming he can finish in fifty something.

Ana Marie Cox -- I actually happen to have "malarkey" in the drinking game! Oh geez...

Jill Morris ‏‪-- The VP candidates get to sit because they're exhausted from standing up for our values. ‪#VPDebate

    Hello 9 1 1? There s an old man beating a child on my tv
    — Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 12, 2012

Morgan Murphy ‏‪-- Biden's teeth are so white they're voting for Romney. ‪#VPDebate

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Indecision ‏‪-- Watered-down sanctions are the worst. You need four just to get tipsy. ‪#vpdebate

Patton Oswalt -- Ryan is a nervous Walmart manager. Biden is an irate customer with the receipt, the warranty & he's friends w/ the store owner. #debate

Indecision ‏‪-- Joe Biden would very much like for Paul Ryan to get off his lawn. ‪#vpdebate

    While Ryan speaks, Biden looks like he's trying to order a drink at the bar and the bartender is ignoring him. #vpdebate
    — kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) October 12, 2012

Laughing Joe Biden ‏‪-- Looooooool

Paul and Storm ‏‪-- You can't make Joe Biden look bad. He is your favorite uncle. He pulls quarters from behind your ears. ‪#VPDebate

Seth Masket ‏‪-- Actually, this is like if Aaron Sorkin wrote an exchange between the Skipper and Gilligan. ‪#vpdebate

Leah ‏‪-- JOE. SHUT THE HECK UP AND WAIT YOUR TURN. ‪#VPdebate

    Whoever is tickling Biden's feet needs to stop it. #VPDebate
    — Joe Mande (@JoeMande) October 12, 2012

Sean Becker -- "Oh, I get it now." - Jim Lehrer

Paul Ryan Gosling ‏‪-- Hey girl, I'm not taking nervous sips of water, I'm drinking every time Biden laughs at me. ‪#vpdebate

Jose Antonio Vargas ‏‪--
Before this ‪#VPDebate, ‪@JoeBiden had a Venti macchiato and two cans of Red Bull.

James Garrett ‏‪-- I kind of feel like Joe Biden is Kanye and Paul Ryan is Taylor Swift. ‪#VPDebate

    This is like Alex and Mr. Keaton in season 30 of Family Ties #VPDebate
    — Peter Schultz (@pete_schultz) October 12, 2012

National Review ‏‪-- Wait, is Biden yelling at Martha Raddatz right now? I thought he was debating Paul Ryan...‪#VPDebate

Brent Black ‏‪-- I HAVE HAD A CHILD IN THE SHAPE OF A BEAN PLEASE INTERRUPT ME ‪#VPDebate
    The good news is Bill and Ted may ride again. The bad news is i've been replaced. twitter.com/alxwinter/stat...
    — Alex Winter (@alxwinter) October 11, 2012

Jeffrey Wisenbaugh ‏‪-- Biden is yelling less. I think it's getting closer to his bed time. ‪#sleepy ‪#VPDebate

Chad Schomber ‏‪-- To think, all this just to sway 4-6% of undecided voters. And those folks are not watching the ‪#VPdebate

Josh Branson -- BREAKING: Post-debate poll has ... Biden interrupting the results. #vpdebate

By Brandon Griggs

ChiboyChuks Opinion: Looool! The Most funniest is that of "James Garett". . . . . Hahaha . . .

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